sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

jlmmyneutron:

i have a love/hate relationship with boys. i love them. they hate me

aristocratslayer:

reblog if school hasnt even started yet but its already stressing you out

#text post   #one week left   #i'm not the next reblog i'm the first queue   
#hahahahahahahha   #i'm not the next reblog i'm the first queue   

swedishpapa:

50c:

Where’s drake

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Dylan O’Brien for Teen Vogue (september 2014)

Dylan O’Brien for Teen Vogue (september 2014)

#dylan o'brien   #i'm not the next reblog i'm the first queue   

crystallized-teardrops:

the real question is how did i get addicted to this site 

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US OPEN It must be love.

#us open   

stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

#i'm not the next reblog i'm the first queue   

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

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